Friday, January 15, 2010
This blog has a single purpose. It's to allow any of Canada's shrieking, panic-stricken, panty-yanking, pearl-clutching wankers to publicly announce that they have no interest in comments from anyone whose comment would represent dissension, disagreement or even the mildest form of rebuke, regardless of how well-established, corroborated or substantiated that disagreement might be.
If you're a wanker that is simply too fragile and delicate to handle opposing points of view, leave a comment here and I'll make sure that, in short order, you're added to the list that follows.
I have, of course, absolutely no authority to force anyone to stop commenting at your blog, and this certainly won't prevent anyone from mocking you from a distance, but if you're simply too much of a coward to entertain refutations or rebuttals to your published idiocy, leave your blog name here and I'll make sure the rest of Canada's blogosphere is informed post-haste, and they should leave you to the privacy of your own little circle jerk.
It's the least I can do.
POSTSCRIPT: Given that one of Canada's wankers is intellectually still only eight years old and insisted on leaving comment after comment after comment, feel free to mail me at "firstname.lastname@example.org" and I will be happy to add you to this list. At CC HQ, we aim to please.